Show 41 – The Man in the Moon is a Lady
or: Is there anything Bea Arthur can’t do?
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I have a little secret I’d like to impart
That I hope doesn’t give you too much of a start
Though it’s shocking, it’s completely true
I know it’s not gossip or rumor, of course
For I got it from quite a reliable source
And I’d like to pass it on
To you…
The man in the moon ins a lady
A lady with lipstick and curls
The cow that jumped over cried, Jumpin’ Jehovah
I think it’s just one of the girls
She winks at the stars from her bed of green cheese
It isn’t a nightgown
It’s a satin chemise
Her friends are the stars and the planets
She sends the Big Dipper a kiss
So don’ty ever offend her
Remember her gender
The man in the moon
Is a miss (myth)
BE CAREFUL!!
These are the songs that were played in this episode. Jovi picked them all. You can thank him later. 
Karn Evil No. 9 – ELP
Halloween Theme – Zombie Zombie
Super Mario Bros. 2 – Minibosses
Is It My Body – Alice Cooper
Unchained – Van Halen
Black Rain – Soundgarden
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The Man In The Moon Is A Lady - Bea Arthur
THIS. IS THE GREATEST THING. I HAVE EVER DONE. IN MY ENTIRE. LIFE!
