The Rad Dudes

SNAP INTO IT! – Part one of a three-part super-Rad DJ series

SNAP INTO IT!

An Exclusive Jovi Music MEGA Mixtape

Your pal Jovi rocks cocks (and vaginas!) with this EXCLUSIVE superset of ass-wiggling joybombs featuring the musics of Boz Skaggs, Judas Priest, The Animals, Player, and much, much more!

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NEED A LITTLE EXCITEMENT?!

1. “Brawling Broads”, Roy Ayers
2. “Follow Us”, Big Boi feat. Vonnegutt
3. “Get On The Floor”, Michael Jackson
4. “Lowdown”, Boz Skaggs
5. “Who Do You Think You Are”, Player
6. “Care of Cell 44″, The Zombies
7. “Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows”, Leslie Gore
8. “Beating Around The Bush”, AC/DC
9. “House Of The Rising Sun”, The Animals
10. “You’ve Got Another Thing Coming”, Judas Priest
11. “Sinister Kid”, Black Keys
12. “Gratitude”, Beastie Boys
13. “Play The Game”, Queen
14. “Let’s Go Get Stoned”, Ray Charles

Show Number 38 – How come everyone’s taking their shirts off?!

“YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMILE AND BLOW ME!”

(or, “BECAUSE I DESERVE IT!!!”)

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“It’s so hot, you guys. Like SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT!! I THINK I’M GOING TO TAKE MY SHIRT OFF IT’S SO HOT. Wait, who am I kidding. Nobody wants to see that. Well maybe your mom, but she’s a slut. Anyhoo, it’s time for another Rad Dudes podcast. And this one, holy smokes, this one… I want to tell you how awesome it is but i don’t want to spoil the surprise. Let’s just say an intergalactic peanut farmer shows up and gives us the interview of a lifetime, Mel Gibson makes magic and we introduce the concept of beard math. Just roll with it, it’ll all make sense soon. Now, please do yourself a favor and try to be as cool as this dog right here.”

If ONLY we were this cool.

Episode music
• “Summer Breeze”, Seals and Croft
• “Stand Up and Shout”, Dio
• “Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage “, Killer Pussy
• “Die Slow ” (Tobacco Rmx), Health
• “Unyielding Conditioning”, Fishbone
• “Bloodstains”, Agent Orange
• “Malagar”, Kufu
• “Abolish Government”, TSOL
• “Straight Outta Compton”, NWA
• “Rubber Biscuit”, The Chips

Links to other things
• Mel Gibson: Tape 1, Tape 2, Tape 3
• Los Desnudos
• Story In The Air
• The Onyx Cafe
• The Lighthouse Cafe
• Bill Markus
• Fifth Street Dick’s Coffee House
• At First I Was Like….

Show number 37 – We’ll Do It Live.

“The Iceman Cometh”

(or, “As The Girl Said To The Soldier.”)

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"The Cop" at his fighting (coke) weight

“The premise of the game is simple: hand a friend a sugary Smirnoff Ice™ malt beverage and he (most participants have been men) has to drink it on one knee, all at once — unless he is carrying a bottle himself, in which case the attacker must drink both bottles of what [Wingo] described as a ‘pretty terrible’ drink.”*

* Courtesy of the New York Times.

Episode music
• “Hocus Pocus [Live]“, Focus
• “The Situation”, The Situation
• “General Patton”, Big Boi
• “Super Fucking High”, Hard ‘n Phirm
• “One Step Beyond”, Madness
• “White Riot”, The Clash

Links to other things
• Chad Vader
• Snopes
• Mike Phirman — buy his album!
• What Wingo and Jovi do in their spare time, http://www.storyintheair.com/

Show number 36 – Thugs and Criminals

“I URGE YOU TO PUT THE CHILDREN FIRST!”

(or, “Karate here [points to chest], karate not here [points to head].”)

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Fear does not exist in this dojo.

More people are dead. Fucking cool ones, too. However, the Rad Dudes are here to help you turn that frown upside down! Rednecks, pedos, bad asian accents (and a real one too) all fly around and into your earholes. God Bless America. Happy Memorial Day, sluts.

Episode music
• “New Jack Huster”, Ice-T
• “Month of May”, Arcade Fire
• “Astral Planes”, The Smashing Pumpkins
• “Everything’s Gonna Be Alright”, T-Model Ford
• “World of Leather”, Mu-Ziq
• “Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll”, Ian Dury

Links to other things
• Douglas Hughes
• List of Misquotations, Correct quote: “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”

New Jack City, Chris Rock’s finest work

King’s X king blows.

The Karate Kid, Part III

Dancing Outlaw

The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

My Kid Could Paint That

Dale Peterson, edited by Guy Ritchie

Show number 34 – Good Gravy!

“Drinking With Dennis Hopper’s Ghost“

(or, “That’s what WE said“)

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Drunken Jack Bauer approves of this episode!

YO DAWG, I HERD YOU LIKE GAMES SO I PUT A GAME IN YOUR RAD SO YOU CAN RAD WHILE YOU GAME. Thanks, X.  Newsflash: Jovi’s grammer is as good as his math. Wingo loves Olivia Newton John. ZuKeeper pushes buttons.

Fun links:

dictionaries!

mad libs for YOU!

LAZER TITS!!

new Blur!

THE WORST VIDEO OF THE WEEK!

*Oh… and the songs:*

Magic

Mas Que Nada

Raga Bhairav

Armada Latina

Close To Me

Fool’s Day

The ZuKeeper thanks you for listening!

Show number 33 – All Right!!

“Wingo Fights City Hall!”

(or, “There is Bullet-proof Glass for a Reason“)

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Douchebag Cat does not approve of your Kafka-esque beaurocracy.

Saddle up, kiddies, because Wingo has a dilly of a pickle of a story for you. You think you’ve been screwed by the man before (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID)? Well, you ain’t heard nothing yet. One half of the Rad takes on the city of Los Angeles in a way that has to be heard to be believed. Also, the boys get gangsta as fuck (bling bling, y’all) and dance like goons. What else is new?  Oh, and SHOUT OUT TO ZOMBIE JESUS AND EARTHQUAKES.

We like this movie!

We DO NOT like clowns!!

Breakin’, you guys. (PS: KRAFTWERK!!)

And last but not least… DANGER KITTY

Here is music you may have heard during the show:

2Pac – “Hit ‘Em Up”

Sleigh Bells – “Crown On The Ground”

Groove Armada – “Get Down”

Lightning Bolt – “Saint Jacques”

Steel Panther – “Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin’”

Anamanaguchi – “Tempest, Teamwork, Triumph (At Sea)”

Big Boi – “Shutterbug”

Andrew W.K. – “I Want To See You Go Wild”

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We also talked a bit about:

Kafka

Brazil

John Updike

Wonderful World by Sam Cooke

Earthquakes

So kind of that lady to hand-write me a special AND official 'abstract' document!

Oh, and I HAD to know where I was going, right?

Also, stay tuned for special secret BEHIND THE SCENES AUDIO from this episode coming soon…

Show number 32 – To the Limit!

Best Enjoyed on the Metro 720 Eastbound

Look, we get it. We haven’t recorded a show in a while and you’re sad. The Rad Dudes understand. We realize you need aural pleasure from Wingo and Jovi as much as possible, as much as we can give. And, let’s be frank, we’ve kind of dropped the ball. But we’ve been busy! Like for realzy. So, just for you guys, we sat down and turned on the mics. Minimal outline, minimal notes, just some tunes, cold beers and the super mega awesomeness that The Rad Dudes provide. And the ZuKeeper too (if you’re into that sort of thing.) You’re welcome. You can thank us later .

River Phoenix or Corey Haim??

RIP Corey Haim:

Trololo guy FTMFW!!!

aaaaand… SMASHMOUTH!!!

ALSO:

Visit the new RD HQ: DILLON’S

Or check out Los Desnudos or Minor Threat

(photos of wingo’s pink Aiwa walkman coming soon!)

Show Number 28 (Because we get RESULTS!)

“Merry Whatthef#@kever”

Everything you always wanted to know about a donkey punch… and more!

Somebody Call a Bus!

In this eggnog-fueled episode, Wingo and Jovi have extra special gifts for all of your ears…in their pants! Topics discussed in this episode include Stabler and Benson, The Situation, keg stands and chocolate vodka. Rah rah rah rah rah…rah rah…rah…RAH! DUNT DUNT!

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*SPECIAL BONUS* – Download Jovi’s exclusive holiday tune picks from the show for your own enjoyment! A Very Jovi Xmas

And for your continuing education:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation (scroll down for video, um ‘goodness’)

Check out The Situation

Show Number 26… and counting!

“(Pride) In the Name of Rad (10/25/09)”

Pants are crapped, and Rocks are Bleeped…

Photo by Charlie Chu

Have you ever shit yourself by accident?  We know you have… The Dudes of Rad discuss this very important topic, and many more!

Also featuring the classic “Bleep v. Rock” segment, a new look at “Guilty Pleasures”, and an unprecedented LIVE REMOTE from the Rose Bowl, featuring none other than the great U2.

Click HERE to download the episode!

(stay tuned for links from the show!!)

Ladies, we present (Dun Dun Dah Dun) SHOW 25!!!

“Beautiful Mistakes”

In this seriously, serious episode, Wingo and Jovi delve deep into drunk driving, nazis and blowin’ up the moon. Give ze people ze air!

Download this fantastic episode HERE:

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