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Show 52 – We Are The Future

or – I’m hyped, I’m psyched, I’m on Cloud 9, motherfuckers.

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Hello there. It’s good to see you. Come on in and get comfortable. You can take off your shoes, if you want. I’ve lit some candles to set the mood. They’re vanilla scented. There’s some pizza and wyngz cooking in the oven. Pour yourself a glass of wine and lets get romantic. It’s date night at the Rad Pad and love is in the air. With the seasons changing and with the right amount of tea, Wingo and Jovi (with producer Kowalski) are going all romantically in your ears and in your face. GROSS, RIGHT!! HUUECK! The boys are like Coltrane tonight, all over the place. Trust me though, it’s good. Talk of politics and the record industry and cinema magic. But seriously, back to before, my pants are chafing me…mind if I take ’em off?

Meet the Rad Dudes favorite lady, Nina Conti. Wingo loves her more, which is weird.

If we were as half as cool as this picture, we'd be UNSTOPPABLE!

If we were as half as cool as this picture, we'd be UNSTOPPABLE!

Also, here’s the Rad Dude’s new favorite band…VALIENT THORR!! \m/

Wingo's new boyfriend RJ Mitte. HE'S ON THE TEEVEE, DONTCHAKNOW!!! No crutches neither!

Wingo's new boyfriend RJ Mitte. HE'S ON THE TEEVEE, DONTCHAKNOW!!! No crutches neither!

(p.s. we are fully aware that cerebral palsy does not = ‘retardation’.  Jokes, people!)

NEWSFLASH: Go out and buy some records! The new Plaid (scintilli) is great! So’s the new M83! Oh, and a fritter is any kind of food coated in batter and deep fried. Circumscribe is a word (it means “to draw a line around”). And a slider is called a slider because White Castle trademarked “slider” in the old days. The more you know! (star wipe)

Three things we like…Pretty Lights, Led Zeppelin and Tron!

Eat chicken with The Beautiful People

Eat chicken with The Beautiful People

Things we don’t like: Bon Iver (see how far you can make it):

OH YEAH: and the ‘mystery song’ from the intro was a weirdly slowed-down version of this.

Finally:

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NEVER FORGET

Show 47 – Ohh, Food!

or: I love you, Ruffles.

だから、私たちは、最も政治的に正しい人は、この攻撃的にとらないわけではないことは知っている。私は、私も図書館でわからないランダムな人々に向かってそれを意味する私の友人のいずれかに向かっているわけではない。だから、君たちは問題ではない。But you guys already knew that. In this episode we’ve got ゲスト and 食品 and 怒っている人 and plenty of the unbridled lunacy you’ve come to expect from The Rad Dudes. Download this ish, like NOW!

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Be sure to check out our Special Guest Jenny Yang. She likes friends!  She has Twitter!

GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!

Steve Kowalski’s nightmare:

NOW DANCE!!

And don’t forget the sax. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT.

Show 46 – Hipstie – The Female Hipster

or “Nights are long but you’re on your way. To a brand new life, brand new life, brand new life around the bend.”

Come gather ’round people wherever you roam. And admit that the waters around you have grown. And accept it that soon you’ll be drenched to the bone. If your time to you is worth savin’ then you better start swimmin’ or you’ll sink like a stone. For the times they are a-changin’.

Massive changes are afoot in the world, you guys. Governments are getting toppled, internets are getting tuned off, CHANGE IS HAPPENING YOU GUYS! But, you know what, you don’t have to worry about that in Rad Land. Wingo and Jovi are back again to regale you with tales of their rampant stupidity, wacky antics and stories of Wingo’s dad. Oh yeah, everything is fine here. Nothing is sacred. Everything falls apart.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Jovi's Dad! You can see where he got his fashion sense from.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Jovi's Dad! You can see where he got his fashion sense from.

Wingo's got a cruuuuuuush!!

Wingo's got a cruuuuuuush!!

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ROSEANNE

Fuck bitches, get pickles.

BEST MOVIE EVER???

Weird fruit and Original Gangster. This is how pimps make podcasts.

Weird fruit and Original Gangster. This is how pimps make podcasts.

Show 45 – DaveWave > Kanye West

or “You’ve been thinking, I’ve been drinking.”

Future technology

Future technology

Bateman: You like Huey Lewis and the News?
Paul Allen: They’re OK.
Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ’83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Bateman: Yes it is! In ’87, Huey released this, Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is “Hip to be Square”, a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. [rapidly, as if agitated] But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself. [raises axe above head] Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

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Nice Tattoo on Uranus, brah.

Nice Tattoo on Uranus, brah.

Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest video of all time.

Wingo and his Future Ex-Wife at NAMM! She's a keeper!

Wingo and his Future Ex-Wife at NAMM! She's a keeper!

See her here: Thee Antoinette


Best Coast? “Breakout Band” :(

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"Ho-zilla"?

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Jovi’s new favorite Song (“WitchDorkRapeWave”?):

SLUTWAVE?? (Wingo does NOT approve of this AT ALL.)

Show 41 – The Man in the Moon is a Lady

or: Is there anything Bea Arthur can’t do?

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I have a little secret I’d like to impart
That I hope doesn’t give you too much of a start
Though it’s shocking, it’s completely true
I know it’s not gossip or rumor, of course
For I got it from quite a reliable source
And I’d like to pass it on 
To you…

The man in the moon ins a lady
A lady with lipstick and curls
The cow that jumped over cried, Jumpin’ Jehovah
I think it’s just one of the girls
She winks at the stars from her bed of green cheese
It isn’t a nightgown 
It’s a satin chemise
Her friends are the stars and the planets
She sends the Big Dipper a kiss
So don’ty ever offend her
Remember her gender
The man in the moon
Is a miss (myth)

BE CAREFUL!!

BE CAREFUL!!

These are the songs that were played in this episode. Jovi picked them all. You can thank him later. :)

Karn Evil No. 9 – ELP

Halloween Theme – Zombie Zombie

Super Mario Bros. 2 – Minibosses

Is It My Body – Alice Cooper

Unchained – Van Halen

Black Rain – Soundgarden

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The Man In The Moon Is  A Lady  – Bea Arthur

THIS. IS THE GREATEST THING. I HAVE EVER DONE. IN MY ENTIRE. LIFE!

THIS. IS THE GREATEST THING. I HAVE EVER DONE. IN MY ENTIRE. LIFE!

Show number 36 – Thugs and Criminals

“I URGE YOU TO PUT THE CHILDREN FIRST!”

(or, “Karate here [points to chest], karate not here [points to head].”)

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Fear does not exist in this dojo.

Fear does not exist in this dojo.

More people are dead. Fucking cool ones, too. However, the Rad Dudes are here to help you turn that frown upside down! Rednecks, pedos, bad asian accents (and a real one too) all fly around and into your earholes. God Bless America. Happy Memorial Day, sluts.


    Episode music

  • “New Jack Huster”, Ice-T
  • “Month of May”, Arcade Fire
  • “Astral Planes”, The Smashing Pumpkins
  • “Everything’s Gonna Be Alright”, T-Model Ford
  • “World of Leather”, Mu-Ziq
  • “Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll”, Ian Dury


New Jack City, Chris Rock’s finest work


King’s X king blows.


The Karate Kid, Part III


Dancing Outlaw


The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia


My Kid Could Paint That


Dale Peterson, edited by Guy Ritchie


Show Number 23 – Back in ACTION!!

“Hack to School”
Your heroes, Wingo & Jovi return from their summer vacation!
We welcome our Giant Gundam Overloards

We welcome our Giant Gundam Overloards

Wingo and Jovi celebrate their triumphant return with stories of Jovi’s Japanese adventures, downtown eats, Jovi’s love of blue cheese and Kelly Clarkson, and a Rad introduction to a super rad new segment! And that’s just the start. www.theraddudes.com

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Show Number Freaking 20!

The Rad Pool Party

A Special Broadcast from Rancho Relaxo

Jovi relaxes by the pool

Jovi relaxos by the pool

Assaulted by more bacon than they’ve ever seen, the rad dudes go completely nuts with special guests Scott, Chef Paul E. Wood, Rad Stylist Aimee, The Kowlaskis, and more… Hot grills and cold beers on a Rad sunny afternoon.

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**SPECIAL WEB EXCLUSIVE:

See the fearless Paul E. Wood receive a BLINDFOLDED haircut from the Rad Dudes’ very own stylist!!

Exclusive Part 11: BACON F-ING MEATLOAF!!