YO DAWG, I HERD YOU LIKE GAMES SO I PUT A GAME IN YOUR RAD SO YOU CAN RAD WHILE YOU GAME. Thanks, X. Newsflash: Jovi’s grammer is as good as his math. Wingo loves Olivia Newton John. ZuKeeper pushes buttons.
Douchebag Cat does not approve of your Kafka-esque beaurocracy.
Saddle up, kiddies, because Wingo has a dilly of a pickle of a story for you. You think you’ve been screwed by the man before (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID)? Well, you ain’t heard nothing yet. One half of the Rad takes on the city of Los Angeles in a way that has to be heard to be believed. Also, the boys get gangsta as fuck (bling bling, y’all) and dance like goons. What else is new? Oh, and SHOUT OUT TO ZOMBIE JESUS AND EARTHQUAKES.