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Show 41 – The Man in the Moon is a Lady

or: Is there anything Bea Arthur can’t do?

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I have a little secret I’d like to impart
That I hope doesn’t give you too much of a start
Though it’s shocking, it’s completely true
I know it’s not gossip or rumor, of course
For I got it from quite a reliable source
And I’d like to pass it on 
To you…

The man in the moon ins a lady
A lady with lipstick and curls
The cow that jumped over cried, Jumpin’ Jehovah
I think it’s just one of the girls
She winks at the stars from her bed of green cheese
It isn’t a nightgown 
It’s a satin chemise
Her friends are the stars and the planets
She sends the Big Dipper a kiss
So don’ty ever offend her
Remember her gender
The man in the moon
Is a miss (myth)

BE CAREFUL!!

BE CAREFUL!!

These are the songs that were played in this episode. Jovi picked them all. You can thank him later. :)

Karn Evil No. 9 – ELP

Halloween Theme – Zombie Zombie

Super Mario Bros. 2 – Minibosses

Is It My Body – Alice Cooper

Unchained – Van Halen

Black Rain – Soundgarden

Light Powered- Destro

The Man In The Moon Is  A Lady  – Bea Arthur

THIS. IS THE GREATEST THING. I HAVE EVER DONE. IN MY ENTIRE. LIFE!

THIS. IS THE GREATEST THING. I HAVE EVER DONE. IN MY ENTIRE. LIFE!

Show Number 38 – How come everyone’s taking their shirts off?!

“YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMILE AND BLOW ME!”

(or, “BECAUSE I DESERVE IT!!!”)

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“It’s so hot, you guys. Like SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT!! I THINK I’M GOING TO TAKE MY SHIRT OFF IT’S SO HOT. Wait, who am I kidding. Nobody wants to see that. Well maybe your mom, but she’s a slut. Anyhoo, it’s time for another Rad Dudes podcast. And this one, holy smokes, this one… I want to tell you how awesome it is but i don’t want to spoil the surprise. Let’s just say an intergalactic peanut farmer shows up and gives us the interview of a lifetime, Mel Gibson makes magic and we introduce the concept of beard math. Just roll with it, it’ll all make sense soon. Now, please do yourself a favor and try to be as cool as this dog right here.”

Cool Dog

If ONLY we were this cool.


    Episode music

  • “Summer Breeze”, Seals and Croft
  • “Stand Up and Shout”, Dio
  • “Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage “, Killer Pussy
  • “Die Slow ” (Tobacco Rmx), Health
  • “Unyielding Conditioning”, Fishbone
  • “Bloodstains”, Agent Orange
  • “Malagar”, Kufu
  • “Abolish Government”, TSOL
  • “Straight Outta Compton”, NWA
  • “Rubber Biscuit”, The Chips


MGMT


Oksana’s Music Video


Cinderella


Billionaire Boys Club


Ice Cube on Fallon Featuring The Roots


Show number 37 – We’ll Do It Live.

“The Iceman Cometh”

(or, “As The Girl Said To The Soldier.”)

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"The Cop" at his fighting (coke) weight

“The premise of the game is simple: hand a friend a sugary Smirnoff Ice™ malt beverage and he (most participants have been men) has to drink it on one knee, all at once — unless he is carrying a bottle himself, in which case the attacker must drink both bottles of what [Wingo] described as a ‘pretty terrible’ drink.”*

* Courtesy of the New York Times.


    Episode music

  • “Hocus Pocus [Live]”, Focus
  • “The Situation”, The Situation
  • “General Patton”, Big Boi
  • “Super Fucking High”, Hard ‘n Phirm
  • “One Step Beyond”, Madness
  • “White Riot”, The Clash


Focus


Rad Dudes Abound!


High. As. Fuck.


Wheaties!


Snorius Pleasar


Show number 36 – Thugs and Criminals

“I URGE YOU TO PUT THE CHILDREN FIRST!”

(or, “Karate here [points to chest], karate not here [points to head].”)

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Fear does not exist in this dojo.

Fear does not exist in this dojo.

More people are dead. Fucking cool ones, too. However, the Rad Dudes are here to help you turn that frown upside down! Rednecks, pedos, bad asian accents (and a real one too) all fly around and into your earholes. God Bless America. Happy Memorial Day, sluts.


    Episode music

  • “New Jack Huster”, Ice-T
  • “Month of May”, Arcade Fire
  • “Astral Planes”, The Smashing Pumpkins
  • “Everything’s Gonna Be Alright”, T-Model Ford
  • “World of Leather”, Mu-Ziq
  • “Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll”, Ian Dury


New Jack City, Chris Rock’s finest work


King’s X king blows.


The Karate Kid, Part III


Dancing Outlaw


The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia


My Kid Could Paint That


Dale Peterson, edited by Guy Ritchie


Show number 34 – Good Gravy!

“Drinking With Dennis Hopper’s Ghost

(or, “That’s what WE said“)

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The 25th Hour

Drunken Jack Bauer approves of this episode!

YO DAWG, I HERD YOU LIKE GAMES SO I PUT A GAME IN YOUR RAD SO YOU CAN RAD WHILE YOU GAME. Thanks, X.  Newsflash: Jovi’s grammer is as good as his math. Wingo loves Olivia Newton John. ZuKeeper pushes buttons.

Fun links:

dictionaries!

mad libs for YOU!

LAZER TITS!!

new Blur!

THE WORST VIDEO OF THE WEEK!

*Oh… and the songs:*

Magic

Mas Que Nada

Raga Bhairav

Armada Latina

Close To Me

Fool’s Day

The ZuKeeper thanks you for listening!

The ZuKeeper thanks you for listening!

Show number 33 – All Right!!

“Wingo Fights City Hall!”

(or, “There is Bullet-proof Glass for a Reason“)

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He's such a fucking douche!!

Douchebag Cat does not approve of your Kafka-esque beaurocracy.

Saddle up, kiddies, because Wingo has a dilly of a pickle of a story for you. You think you’ve been screwed by the man before (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID)? Well, you ain’t heard nothing yet. One half of the Rad takes on the city of Los Angeles in a way that has to be heard to be believed. Also, the boys get gangsta as fuck (bling bling, y’all) and dance like goons. What else is new?  Oh, and SHOUT OUT TO ZOMBIE JESUS AND EARTHQUAKES.

We like this movie!

We DO NOT like clowns!!

Breakin’, you guys. (PS: KRAFTWERK!!)

And last but not least… DANGER KITTY

Here is music you may have heard during the show:

2Pac – “Hit ‘Em Up”

Sleigh Bells – “Crown On The Ground”

Groove Armada – “Get Down”

Lightning Bolt – “Saint Jacques”

Steel Panther – “Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin'”

Anamanaguchi – “Tempest, Teamwork, Triumph (At Sea)”

Big Boi – “Shutterbug”

Andrew W.K. – “I Want To See You Go Wild”

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We also talked a bit about:

Kafka

Brazil

John Updike

Wonderful World by Sam Cooke

Earthquakes

LADOT form

So kind of that lady to hand-write me a special AND official 'abstract' document!

Oh, and I HAD to know where I was going, right?

Also, stay tuned for special secret BEHIND THE SCENES AUDIO from this episode coming soon…

Show number 32 – To the Limit!

“MARCH BLOWS!”

(We’ve been busy, not lazy.  SUCK IT, Trebeck!)

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Best Enjoyed on the Metro 720 Eastbound

Best Enjoyed on the Metro 720 Eastbound

Look, we get it. We haven’t recorded a show in a while and you’re sad. The Rad Dudes understand. We realize you need aural pleasure from Wingo and Jovi as much as possible, as much as we can give. And, let’s be frank, we’ve kind of dropped the ball. But we’ve been busy! Like for realzy. So, just for you guys, we sat down and turned on the mics. Minimal outline, minimal notes, just some tunes, cold beers and the super mega awesomeness that The Rad Dudes provide. And the ZuKeeper too (if you’re into that sort of thing.) You’re welcome. You can thank us later .

Wingo's passport photo, 1989

River Phoenix or Corey Haim??

RIP Corey Haim:

Trololo guy FTMFW!!!

aaaaand… SMASHMOUTH!!!

ALSO:

Visit the new RD HQ: DILLON’S

Or check out Los Desnudos or Minor Threat

(photos of wingo’s pink Aiwa walkman coming soon!)

Show Number 26… and counting!

“(Pride) In the Name of Rad (10/25/09)”

Pants are crapped, and Rocks are Bleeped…

Photo by Charlie Chu

Photo by Charlie Chu

Have you ever shit yourself by accident?  We know you have… The Dudes of Rad discuss this very important topic, and many more!

Also featuring the classic “Bleep v. Rock” segment, a new look at “Guilty Pleasures”, and an unprecedented LIVE REMOTE from the Rose Bowl, featuring none other than the great U2.

Click HERE to download the episode!

(stay tuned for links from the show!!)

Show Number 24 – to the X-TREME

“Shutter Thug, Bitches!!”

Special Guest Super-Rad photog Shutter Thug in studio!!

Photo by Charlie Chu aka Shutter Thug

Photo by Charlie Chu aka Shutter Thug

Joined by photographer extraordinaire Shutter Thug, The Dudes discuss Andrew WK, the movie Whip It, nerdy camera stuff, Wingo’s thighs, racism, drunk Los Desnudos, and MORE!!

See Shutter Thug’s photos from the session HERE.

Download the audio party HERE.

Show Number 22 is in the house.

“Worlds Apart”

“What do I want, fucking Shakespeare and Kierkegaard with my summer blockbusters?”

Commander FuzzyPaws

All Hail The Commander

On this episode you actually get The Rad Dudes in (pseudo)stereo. That’s right, Wingo in one ear and Jovi in the other (Here we stand, worlds apart). We know, we know…disgusting yet aurally pleasing. In this episode, hear the boys discuss America, the merits of drinking a case of beer BEFORE attending a Dodgers game, air keyboarding, fake hookers and how to count to ten badly in Japanese. All this and then some, IN YOUR FACE.

Click it or ticket HERE for the aural pleasure.