or – I’m hyped, I’m psyched, I’m on Cloud 9, motherfuckers.
Hello there. It’s good to see you. Come on in and get comfortable. You can take off your shoes, if you want. I’ve lit some candles to set the mood. They’re vanilla scented. There’s some pizza and wyngz cooking in the oven. Pour yourself a glass of wine and lets get romantic. It’s date night at the Rad Pad and love is in the air. With the seasons changing and with the right amount of tea, Wingo and Jovi (with producer Kowalski) are going all romantically in your ears and in your face. GROSS, RIGHT!! HUUECK! The boys are like Coltrane tonight, all over the place. Trust me though, it’s good. Talk of politics and the record industry and cinema magic. But seriously, back to before, my pants are chafing me…mind if I take ‘em off?
Meet the Rad Dudes favorite lady, Nina Conti. Wingo loves her more, which is weird.
Also, here’s the Rad Dude’s new favorite band…VALIENT THORR!! \m/
(p.s. we are fully aware that cerebral palsy does not = ‘retardation’. Jokes, people!)
NEWSFLASH: Go out and buy some records! The new Plaid (scintilli) is great! So’s the new M83! Oh, and a fritter is any kind of food coated in batter and deep fried. Circumscribe is a word (it means “to draw a line around”). And a slider is called a slider because White Castle trademarked “slider” in the old days. The more you know! (star wipe)
Three things we like…Pretty Lights, Led Zeppelin and Tron!
Things we don’t like: Bon Iver (see how far you can make it):
OH YEAH: and the ‘mystery song’ from the intro was a weirdly slowed-down version of this.