Personally, I don’t have a problem with Jello. I think its cool. It’s all jiggly. And as a conduit for booze, it’s great. Wingo though, man, he effing hates Jello. Don’t get him started. Trust me. Hide your kids, hide your wives, The Rad Dudes are back! Happy Memorial Day America! USA USA USA USA!! Steve regales us with tales of Japan, the boys yell about stuff and there’s a brand new batch of Ultmates! Now slice up some salami and fill your ear holes with hilarity. AND BY THE WAY, THESE TOMATOES ARE BULLSHIT!
“It’s so hot, you guys. Like SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT!! I THINK I’M GOING TO TAKE MY SHIRT OFF IT’S SO HOT. Wait, who am I kidding. Nobody wants to see that. Well maybe your mom, but she’s a slut. Anyhoo, it’s time for another Rad Dudes podcast. And this one, holy smokes, this one… I want to tell you how awesome it is but i don’t want to spoil the surprise. Let’s just say an intergalactic peanut farmer shows up and gives us the interview of a lifetime, Mel Gibson makes magic and we introduce the concept of beard math. Just roll with it, it’ll all make sense soon. Now, please do yourself a favor and try to be as cool as this dog right here.”